Bastion

This game is REALLY good! everything fits like a glove in this game and the style of it... Me gusta!




Story:
i cant tell you couse then i spoil it what what i can say is that it is one of the best i have ever witnessed!
10/10


Type Of Game:
It´s an action, RPG game witch you controll from top view like for example Fallout 1 and 2.


Content:
More then i expected to say at least, there´s alot of neat weaponds and all is uppgradeable and a distillery witch you uppgrade yourself even more and alot to choose from and more! and if you feel like this game is to easy, you can pray to the gods to fuck up your day!
9.9/10


Sound:
I have the CD.................................... and the there is a man in this game that will give you a smooth boner... ladies to...
10/10


Grafic:
As you see on the picture that how it exacly looks in the game, a awsome scetchy style to it!
9.8/10


Options:
The one problem i see in this game is that you cant lower the grafics so if you have a lesser good computer it might become a problem, overal it aint much you can do with options.
7/10


Controls:
This game is best played with a station controller i imagine but i was playing it with keyboard and it was still awsome! it´s easy and smooth and as it should be.
9.1/10


Length:
I actully felt sad when i cleared it for the first time couse dident want it to end and i cleared it kinda slow also couse i only did a couple of areas per play and i played on easy, but you can make it SO DAMN HARD and INSANE if you wish by praying to the gods, so yes, it has good lenght...
9.8/10


Bugs:
SUB - ZERO!
10/10


Verdict:
It will grab you and entagle you in awsomeness!


9.99/10

Mass Effect 2

This game has alot of intresting things, so if you whould like to make choices that are just mean or heroic, then you lé gusta this.



Story:
Well i shall not spoil the story but it is the basic "Mass Effect" story, with outher words: We must survive! kind of story with more to it, also your crew have each a story to tell.
7.8/10


Type Of Game:
It is an FPS-third person game with RPG elements in it.


Content:
Well there is alot to it BUT! if you skip exploring all the galaxys and only head for the main story, it ends pretty fast to bad, also there explore worlds thing is very boring after the first 20 times couse there is allmost never anything on the planets and when it is it is a little mission on 10-5min that is kinda dull and has no meaning, so that is kinda dissapointing, but from that, it´s good. also there are alot of dlc you can download but it´s kinda annoying to do couse you have to make an account also enter their website to download them and sometimes you cant download them.
6.9/10


Sound:
The music is good, dident find it annoying at any part, the voice acting is really good, really good!
9.6/10


Grafic:
The grafics are really nice but it´s alot of blur, but not as much as in fable3 tho couse that game has insane amounts of it, but the blur in Mass Effect 2 aint annoying tho, but the textures they could do a little extra to it.
8/10


Options:
All you can wish for.
10/10


Controls:
Simple, logic, effective and smooth. EXEPT! that you use spacebar for EVERYTHING almost...
8.1/10


Length:
This game can take very long time, or can be over in no time, you choose.
7.8/10


Bugs:
The one bug i found was that whn you sometime step on objekt you get stuck or the camera goes ape shit on you, other then that, noone so far.
8.8/10


Verdict:
It´s worth to play, mostly couse to the RPG elements, it really gives you a satisfying feeling when you make your choices also the combats are nice couse you may lay out a plan how to engade the enemy.
BUT! i must add that you should boykott the mass effect series for a number of reasons couse the company are basicly jerks to the consumers!


7.9/10

Poker Night At The Inventory

Like to play texas hold em? also like these lads? then you will like this one couse it´s niiiiiiiiice!



Story:
The Heavy: I am reminded of time engineer kill my entire team.
Tycho Brahe: Damn heavy, that's... heavy. I'm sorry to hear that.
The Heavy: I search entire base for him. He tries to kill me with turret and mini-turret, but I crush his toys like they are made of paper.
Strong Bad: Sound like some crappy toys, if you ask me.
The Heavy: Then I find him, hiding by teleporter. I take his gun away from him. He tries to hit me with wrench
[laughs]
The Heavy: . So I take wrench away from him. I take his wrench and shove it down his throat, all the way down to the handle.
Tycho Brahe: Christ!
The Heavy: Then I rip off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you build toys NOW!
[laughs]
The Heavy: There is blood everywhere! And he is crying!
[laughter]
The Heavy: I think he cries out for mother, but...
[laughter]
The Heavy: the wrench is stuck in his throat! And it sounds like
[imitates a choking noise]
The Heavy: !
[laughs]
The Heavy: Is this not the funniest thing?
Strong Bad: [Stunned silence] That is some f***ed up s***, man!

well thats one of them....


Type Of Game:
Texas Hold em with awsome!
9/10


Content:
By winning a game you can earn weaponds/accesories you can use in TF2 also you can get new card and also new tables and the game it self gives what it offers, a good texas hold em.
8/10


Sound:
Very good, cosy music in the background, good voice actors.. all good!
9.5/10


Grafic:
TF2 grafic level so it´s good and jolly.
8/10


Options:all in options is good EXEPT! when you try to change the difficulty level, sometimes it those not want to change as you wish..
7/10


Controlls:
All you need is mouse, la lalalalaaaa
10/10


Length:
Alot, couse you replay this game alot and it´s a little tricky
8/10


Bugs:
Sometimes it load freezes for like 10-30 sec but then rolls on as usal otherwise nothing else
7.5/10


Similarity:
Texas hold em games in general exept this one is funny to play as good


Verdict:
Very nice casully game to play with a whisky and a cigarr or as i prefer it, with a wine glass of juice and a beer wiener, all dandy!


8.6/10

Deskop Dungeons

This is a lovely little game that will get you stuck for hours! stumbled on this game in my travels in the interwebs and heres some info bout it!



Story:
Slay thy evil beings in thy dungeons!
10/10


Type Of Game:
hmm.. the type of game this is whold be well... platform,  turn baseish, collectingish... ish... anyway it´s GOOD!
9.5/10


Content:
Alot, 12 different classes also races to choose from + evil monsters, warlocks, goblins, medusas, zombies, super meat man!
9/10


Sound:
Not much but it aint bad.
7/10


Grafic:
This could be a super nintendo game.. lovely.
8/10


Options:
well.. there aint any, the game runs in a pretty small screen but can fit your screen size.
6.5/10


Controls:
Simple and logic.
10/10


Length:
Well..... i dont know.. it´s SO HARD! can take forever or 12 years....
10/10


Bugs:
NADA!
10/10


Similarity:
Nope.. forgot the name of that game that is like this one.......................


Verdict:
Well it´s...... awsome, very nice casual game.... Me Gusta! oh also this game is FREE! there is a pay version also but the free one is really good, it´s the full game but a different version of it.


8/10

Jamestown

If you like top scroll shooter you will then have a nostalgic boner while playing this, it´s like the creators had sex with an super nintendo and after 9 months the birth of this marvelus creation came to life! and heres some info bout this baby!



Story:
"Remember remember the 5th of november the gunpowder treason and plot, i know with no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot!"
basicly thats the story of the game, you fight your way to freedom.
9/10


Type Of Game:
As i said before this is a top shooter in lovely pixels of pixels making love in bullet rain of hell!


Content:
The game has so far 5 levels with 5 different difficulty levels from: "yea this was fun" to: "PLEASE I WANT TO LIVE!" so far they have relesed a DLC wich gives you 4 more ships and more challenge levels (without DLC you have 4 ships) and the ships are all different so you can find one that fits you (personal favorit is Gunpowder)


Sound:
I have the soundtrack on the iPhone... do i need to say more?
8/10


Grafic:
Nostalgia... the grafics in this game is a fixed super nintendo! an nostalgic overdose!
9/10


Options:
11/10


Controls:
You can choose 3 kinds of controling: Keyboard, mouse and controller and they are good!
10/10


Length:
it takes time.. havent cleared it yet couse this game is HARD!
9.5/10


Bugs:
NONE!
10/10


Similarity:
Touhou
R-type
Gradius


Verdict:
Worth every penny!


9.5/10

The Binding Of Isaac

If your not from the internet then this is everyday food that goes down a little oddly and if your not, then i wish you good luck couse it will mess you up in ways your deraged uncle never could do.




Story:
you will need at last 5 hour therapy after this twisted story of this boy, basicly he flees in fear of hes mom into the basment that goes deeper and deeper and deeper and and he faces more and more messed up limbs/torsos/flying bleeding heads/ flesh woms that puke blood that then farts bombs that be trolling..... and so on.
10/10


Type of game:
While playing this game i felt like i was playing a very disturbing version of the legend of Zelda a link to the past, the feeling of entering an unknown room, slaying evil and finding the awsome bow! exept here you find a fetus that suports you in vometing blood against hords of flesh.........


Content:
ALOT! there are so much messed up things you find on your way of despair like finding your moms lipstick to increse range or find a battery and jam it in your head to cry faster or why not even finding a fetus that helps you by puking blood................................................................................... Me gusta....
10/10


Sound:
It is HORRIBLY!.... had to sometimes remove all sound just becuse it was so disturbing on so many levels... hearing the bodys break open and head exploding and diverse happy things....so yea it´s extremly good...... i guess...
8/10


Grafic:
It´s disturbing eye candy to the max! it´s very nice style of drawing in this game, makes you wanna puke and keep playing.
9/10


Options:
You can change grafics to low and very hight and all between BUT! i wish they had more resolution choices couse there are quite few of them. but it did not make the game less enjoyable.
7/10


Controls:
they are just lovely, simple and easy and logic no more to say then
10/10


Length:
takes about 30-50min to clear the game first time, after that it gets harder and harder and bigger and bigger, it has alot of replayabillity!
9.5/10


Bugs:
Dident encounter any pesky bugs along my travels of wtf´s.
10/10


Similarity:
The legend of Zelda a link to the past


Verdict:
This game is worth buying! great game to gather the family around and play and see who dies in the basement of terror.......

9/10