Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Binding Of Isaac

If your not from the internet then this is everyday food that goes down a little oddly and if your not, then i wish you good luck couse it will mess you up in ways your deraged uncle never could do.




Story:
you will need at last 5 hour therapy after this twisted story of this boy, basicly he flees in fear of hes mom into the basment that goes deeper and deeper and deeper and and he faces more and more messed up limbs/torsos/flying bleeding heads/ flesh woms that puke blood that then farts bombs that be trolling..... and so on.
10/10


Type of game:
While playing this game i felt like i was playing a very disturbing version of the legend of Zelda a link to the past, the feeling of entering an unknown room, slaying evil and finding the awsome bow! exept here you find a fetus that suports you in vometing blood against hords of flesh.........


Content:
ALOT! there are so much messed up things you find on your way of despair like finding your moms lipstick to increse range or find a battery and jam it in your head to cry faster or why not even finding a fetus that helps you by puking blood................................................................................... Me gusta....
10/10


Sound:
It is HORRIBLY!.... had to sometimes remove all sound just becuse it was so disturbing on so many levels... hearing the bodys break open and head exploding and diverse happy things....so yea it´s extremly good...... i guess...
8/10


Grafic:
It´s disturbing eye candy to the max! it´s very nice style of drawing in this game, makes you wanna puke and keep playing.
9/10


Options:
You can change grafics to low and very hight and all between BUT! i wish they had more resolution choices couse there are quite few of them. but it did not make the game less enjoyable.
7/10


Controls:
they are just lovely, simple and easy and logic no more to say then
10/10


Length:
takes about 30-50min to clear the game first time, after that it gets harder and harder and bigger and bigger, it has alot of replayabillity!
9.5/10


Bugs:
Dident encounter any pesky bugs along my travels of wtf´s.
10/10


Similarity:
The legend of Zelda a link to the past


Verdict:
This game is worth buying! great game to gather the family around and play and see who dies in the basement of terror.......

9/10

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